Damn Birds

Imagine being a statue in a park somewhere. And being used as targetpractice by crapping birds...day after day...enough to loose your marbles, isn't it? Well! Here's a wet dream for all the soiled statues out there. Although with limited mobility - equip yourself with a powerful gun, stock up on ammo and blast away! A bit of tactics is required to survive though - invest wisely, as you're little domain fills up with H5N1-laden birdpoo really fast and you will need better defenses and offensive weaponry as the seasons pass along. Don't take no shit.